Via Backbeat Scribes

It’s well known an this point that Jay-Z (appearing tonight at the Pepsi Center with Sound Tribe Sector 9, Trey Songz and Young Jeezy) has 99 problems, and a bitch, most certainly, ain’t one. Curiously, though, until now, no one’s really taken a hard look at just what Hova’s 99 problems are, particularly these days. After much discussion and analysis, we’ve narrowed down a list what we think the rapper is plagued with over the course of a typical day, like the fact that all the money in the world can’t keep his new kitten from shedding on the couch, or perhaps he’s wrestling with the possibility that Babe Ruth indeed made the Yankee hat more famous than he did. See the full list after the jump.

21. Kanye West’s emotionally fragile phone calls in the middle of the night.

Your thoughts?

And what is UP with the new Kanye West album in 2010?

Does anyone know?

Our sources are dry (and wet.)

We’re as stumped as… well, you get the picture.

Anyway, there’s some other funny one liners at the link above so go check out their blog while you wait patiently for the new 2010 Kanye West album.