Ruh-row. According to the Associated Press, Kanye West is being taken to court by Suge Knight over a shooting at a party in 2005. Knight is suing West for around $1 million in damages because of the incident at the Shore Club in August 2005. Read the full story

When not working on the New Kanye West Album for 2010, Mr. West has done some work for The Cleveland Show. The character’s name? Kenny West. LOLZ. (ALL CAPS SALUTE…) Read the full story

Kanye West Phone Calls?

Via Backbeat Scribes

It’s well known an this point that Jay-Z (appearing tonight at the Pepsi Center with Sound Tribe Sector 9, Trey Songz and Young Jeezy) has 99 problems, and a bitch, most certainly, ain’t one. Curiously, though, until now, no one’s really taken a hard look at just what Hova’s 99 problems are, particularly these days. After much discussion and analysis, we’ve narrowed down a list what we think the rapper is plagued with over the course of a typical day, like the fact that all the money in the world can’t keep his new kitten from shedding on the couch, or perhaps he’s wrestling with the possibility that Babe Ruth indeed made the Yankee hat more famous than he did. See the full list after the jump.

21. Kanye West’s emotionally fragile phone calls in the middle of the night.

Your thoughts?

And what is UP with the new Kanye West album in 2010?

Does anyone know?

Our sources are dry (and wet.)

We’re as stumped as… well, you get the picture.

Anyway, there’s some other funny one liners at the link above so go check out their blog while you wait patiently for the new 2010 Kanye West album.

Say it ain’t so, AngryApe!

After watching the UK boyband perform at last month’s BRITs, the rapper is keen to help crack the group in America and according to Rihanna, he will also set up songs with Kanye West and Beyonce.

I dunno, in our opinion, according to our sources, Kanye West should distance himself from boy bands in order to maintain his serious poet image. Then again, our sources may be wrong. Time will tell.

In other news – any word on the New Kanye West 2010 album yet? Our sources are dyer than… [leave a comment below]

Kanye West: “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” alternative video featuring. Will Oldham (Bonnie “Prince” Billie)and Zach Galifianakis (comedian)

Kanye West Feat. Daft Punk – Stronger Read the full story

In other Kanye News, Necole Bitchie reports on the whole Kanye West is Not Dead incident that is still continuing.

We may interrupt this blog post with a special message from Taylor Swift. Probably not, but it might be happen. I want you to be ready if it does happen.

Ok … wait for it… and no, it’s not gonna happen. So back to Kanye and the Twitterumors (did i just make up a new word?) … There was a pretty good write-up on all things Kanye West circa October 20, 2009.

An LAPD officer “reportedly” witnessed the wreck and saw a red Ferrari and a white Porsche “spinning out of control. The Ferrari (driven by West) hit the curb and then collided with a pole while the Porsche sped away.” Two people were supposedly arrested and detained by police.

You might as well go read the whole thing. It’s not like you have anything better to do. I mean, you’re here reading this blog aren’t you?

Geez.