In other Kanye News, Necole Bitchie reports on the whole Kanye West is Not Dead incident that is still continuing.

We may interrupt this blog post with a special message from Taylor Swift. Probably not, but it might be happen. I want you to be ready if it does happen.

Ok … wait for it… and no, it’s not gonna happen. So back to Kanye and the Twitterumors (did i just make up a new word?) … There was a pretty good write-up on all things Kanye West circa October 20, 2009.

An LAPD officer “reportedly” witnessed the wreck and saw a red Ferrari and a white Porsche “spinning out of control. The Ferrari (driven by West) hit the curb and then collided with a pole while the Porsche sped away.” Two people were supposedly arrested and detained by police.

You might as well go read the whole thing. It’s not like you have anything better to do. I mean, you’re here reading this blog aren’t you?

Geez.