Kanye West Collage

Yo, Kanye West
You’re the Best
I like Your Chest
of Treasures in the
Albums – so, so,
Heartless, Kanye
West Where Ya
Been – So hard
to listen when
you’re on top
of the world,
but we, the
fans want
to know
when
you
the
poet
slash
rapper
drops
more
dope
beats.

peace
(out)

kaytee cinnci

Well, okay kaytee cinnci. We’re not sure if Mr. Kanye West will get your message, but we’re going to throw it out there for the world as they wait anxiously for the new Kanye West album in 2010.

Dear New Kanye West Album 2010-

You haven’t arrived yet, but I await your arrival with anticipation. Will you spout your poetry to me? Like that one time? Okay, I know I wasn’t supposed to leak that, but you know what your music and your words do to me!

You’re like an overdue library fee stuck in the back of my mind. I know I need to do something about it, but it’s kinda a hassle with all the other words and books around, you know?

Seriously – your new album. What’s the deal? We’re ALL waiting for it to drop and you don’t EVEN LET US KNOW ON YOUR BLOG IN YOUR WAY? (And I wonder if you have a ghost-blogger writing for you. If you ask, I will purchase you a new keyboard that doesn’t have the CAPS LOCK stuck. That’s just how I roll.

Anyway. As I said, waiting for your new album in 2010 to drop and I thought I’d send a shout out to this blog that’s all about you. Will you read this and respond to me? You remember me, don’t you?

That one city. That one time.

That one line. That one rhyme.

Signed,
New 2010 Kanye West Album Fan

My reaction? I’m still not sure.

You have something you want Kanye West to read but don’t know how to get ahold of him? Send it to me and I’ll post it on the Internet. Granted, you could do that on your own somewhere – your own blog – but maybe someday when he’s waiting in line for something Mr. West himself will stop by the site. Wouldn’t you kick yourself then if I gave you a chance to send him an “open letter” for the world to see and you passed up the chance.

Right?

So get typing. Just start it “Dear Kanye West…”

Will we be interrupted?

Will I end up in one of your songs?

I ask as a fan as in tapping your success not your body, of course.

Thank you for listening.

If you do not respond, I WILL BE FORCED TO START POSTING IN ALL CAPS UNTIL YOU RECOGNIZE.

Peace out.